Gonna disagree on several points

See, that’s your opinion. Witcher 3s graphics didn’t live up to their promises, there were comparison shots in all gaming outlets back then comparing what was released with what they promised in trailers. The details level was far lower, even on PC. And don’t get me started on consoles, the PS3 performance was…

I’m not “misremembering” it, I’ve played through both recently and I do prefer W3 to 2077.

Geralt does nothing for me. I don’t give a shit. And I don’t enjoy RPGs nearly as much when my character is predefined. I’ll take V over Geralt any day. I’ll take Shepard over them both.

We are out here! Just wanted to comment and say we do exist. Lol I work in an office and 3 of us here played it, and all loved it. It was kinda fucked up and a weird game, but it was still a lot of fun for what it was. And I thought the story had a lot of heart and cool ideas. 

It’s certainly not the popular opinion here, but I enjoyed CP2077 quite a bit more than I’ve been enjoying The Ascent so far. That’s not to say the latter is a bad game, but CP2077 was better than the internet would have you believe.

Twitch chat is a poor litmus test for what a reasonable response is.

This game is something that people who have nothing better to do can dunk on and feel better about themselves.

If they fix the game, what else are these people going to do? Leave creepy sexist comments on Kotaku streamer articles?

I will forever blame gamers for this mess. Pushing the studio to release it. Forcing the devs to cut corners before they had a chance to really flesh out the game. The demand was high and forced higher ups to push the devs to release a broken game. I was looking forward to this game no matter how long it took. The…

They left a lot to be desired, basically amounting to a couple of new jackets, a new car, and an alternate look for Johnny Silverhand, the digitized rockstar-turned-freedom fighter played by actor Keanu Reeves.

Great, so it’s not just “lawn mowing simulator” it’s actually “capitalism simulator based on yardwork.”

Maybe I just don’t get it, but I see absolutely zero appeal in playing a tedious game dedicated to my least favorite childhood chore.

So wait, was the other woman the husband’s mistress or the wife’s? Either way, still trash for killing them.  Why can’t weak men just kill themselves without taking others that want to live with them?

It means some men can’t handle the thought or reality that they are not in charge of everything.

Toxic masculinity strikes again. What an asshole, and what a sad outcome. 

*smoked

You didn’t even mention the bestest of best parts!  The smoke!  At this point we might as well just rename summer Wildfire Season.

I did not know that, and can only assume most people would think I was the idiot for saying it that way. A real conundrum you’ve created for me here.

A $280 smart toaster is perhaps the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

A $280 smart toaster is perhaps the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

There is no just world where a vertical toaster costs nigh on 300 USD or has a color touchscreen.

There is no just world where a vertical toaster costs nigh on 300 USD or has a color touchscreen.