Psssh!

Do you take a kitty-chlorian count?

I have that lamp in my living room.

The hottest thing in the world to me, as a man, is a woman who has self-respect and value. If you can get along just fine without someone, you're gold. Finding someone with their shit together was the #1 quality I looked for before I found who I'm now with.

Killionaire!

Deez nuts!

Gets movin'!

Authorities believe the tiny assgroove on the bike's seat is from a pair of skinny jeans that belong this man shown on the left.

Typical Washington state politics. Remove the only state agency operating in the black. I voted against this; twice. I honestly don't mind paying a little extra for my booze, the money went to the right places and it restricted access.

Paninis. Yes please!

I can understand that. I use digital 99% of the time anymore, but I will say that it's the accidents with film that I like. The idea that I don't process anything for a few weeks or even months means I've lost my pre-conceived ideas about the shot and can approach it from a different perspective.

I'll give you that!

Wait.

Ratings, you say?

Correct!

I have one! Got it for my birthday like a bajillion years ago. I almost pulled it out the other day to play Mean Bean Machine on it, but grabbed the ROM instead.

Well, yeah. I originally wrote that to be 100% serious, then I realized how much I sounded like a pedant asshole. So I put a picture up there instead.

Real shooters fire in manual and don't pay attention the meter.

'The unholy fuck is 'at?

Perhaps adding this at the top would make it more effective?