Haven't had the stout, though I'm not a stout man. The Imperial Pilsner was some damn fine beer though. Bought it at their world HQ in Newport, no less. The XS IPA was among the best IPAs I've had too.

I can't overstate how important it is to use line out instead of headphones out if you're connecting your iPod to an amp (e.g. car stereo, headphone amp etc.). It will sound a lot better and won't require as large a volume boost from the amp you're plugging into.

I'm all for lighter front-ends, even in RWD cars, but an unbalanced, shaky four banger in the ATS? No thanks.

Many, many, many hours spent playing Toe Jam & Earl. Second only to Sonic.

Stuffed animals? Probably lookin' for coke.

Lord Nibbler, you say?

Heartclick for you, good sir/ma'am.

Do you know the difference between a BMW driver and a porcupine?

"You see, on every map of Portland, Oregon, there is a big splotch of green on the edge of the city labeled "I.W." This stands for "Impassable Wilderness." No one’s ever gone in—or at least returned to tell of it."

LSD?

Take Five? Yes please!

DeVille Touring Sedan

Rooted Nexus S 4G with WiFi tether?

Cup the balls...

Touch sensitive? Do not want!

The Goonies?

That's a creek. This is a river.

Yeah I know. Seriously, just look at Gawker take money from Toyota for this weird-ass unboxing ad.

No, but there's a lot of "Christians," in their base, and Amish are, "Christian."

Yeesh people, don't take this so seriously.