He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.
He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.
Clearly, they’ve never found their own target.
Tom Ley!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! Oh man, I love you so much for so many reasons, but the fact that you were all, “I’ll do the Butt Ley post,” is now at the top of the list of reasons why I love you. Just the best.
You should see the sign the kid made for Johnny Lucklace.
Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.
STAND THERE IN YOUR WRONGNESS AND BE WRONG.
My hair is a like Reggie’s (a little smaller though). PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH IT! Even if you like it! Even if you think it’s cool! Even if you’ve never seen anything like it!
True story: A dude once ran out of a coffee shop as I was passing it on the street to look at and touch my hair. THIS IS MADDNESS! STOP IT NOW!…
Don’t touch other people without permision. Don’t Touch Other People Without Permission. DON’T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT PERMISSION!
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I knew that sooner or later the chickens would start turning to PMCs to do their dirty work. The cows were putting too much pressure on them. I just never thought it’d be Birdwater.
I thought you didn’t want poop stories?
i love hanging out with my white friends
This lady is the same age as I am. She looks older. The first clue that she was not black is that she had started to crack. Come on people!
That's a good point. People in Wenatchee or Kennewick would have seen through her bullshit.
“special biological proof “
Yeah yeah. It’s cool they won their case and all. But more importantly, I want to do FILTH with Adam Horovitz.