Good enough for J.R. Smith, good enough for me.

This is particularly interesting because Priapus more or less is his penis in terms of symbolism, so it is odd that he would have a problem with fertility. I think it is possible that the phimosis is more symbolic than anything else.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Almost no guy.

See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?

We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…

Here’s a pic of her at Howard, she’s top left.

... Another episode of “Sarcasm Lost in the Realm of the Interpretation Via the Internet” Starring StickStacks

The plural of Anecdote is not Fact.

Are you Deer God? It’s me, Margaret.

Insanity wolf is probably my favorite.

It’s a star-off ya’ll

That’s an excellent question, I can’t believe no one’s ever asked it before.

Oh, I wasn’t trying to explain it to you, buddy.

This is a photo from outside the Traverse City KFC in question. I am not kidding.

Real actual picture from Candy’s wedding. You’re welcome.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Wow. I couldn’t imagine a bleecker start to her day!

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

AHHHH! It’s as the Christians predicted - gay marriage is turning our eligible hetero bachelors gay! Repeal, Repeal! Repent, Repent! Repress, Repress! Rewind? (I ran out of re-words)

h-how do you hate drunk in love