Except that the article itself cheerfully goes on to say that none of the people she talks to who use these labels really think of them as anything but temporary states.

"I haven't been feeling very sexy lately. I guess I'll focus on other things for a while."
— totally reasonable people

It's clear he deserved the indictment.

I am scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, looking for a single shocked person who shows the slightest interest in the fact that the dolphin was then caged and died of mistreatment.

I'm not unshockable — obviously sex with animals is not so great for a number of different reasons.

You're quite sure that not one "oh" was an "I acknowledge that nothing I do or say will prevent this person from describing their idiosyncratic self-concept to me in exhaustive detail" kind of "oh"?

When the senses are shaken, and the soul is driven to madness,

Yuss! I am excited that Jezebel is excited about this show. It was an awesome beginning for the season, except where the fuck is Richie?

Kay's not Gerda's brother in Hans Christian Anderson, he's the neighbor boy, and there's a sort of implied innocent romance.

Next up: Jezebel's expose of the shocking contents of a middle-school paper's editorial page. Those sixth-graders won't know what hit 'em!

This is Jezebel's SECOND article about the same frat-party invitation that (scandalously!) featured shirtless photos? Really? This is what you want to spend your time writing about?

It's hard for me not to read this article as simple puritanism. There's nothing aggressive in the invitation, it's just mildly racy. That's worth a sneering article on a national website?