Dept of Speculation is one of the best books of this decade

You know what I want?

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

finally an answer to the eternal hockey question of whether a good center makes his wings great, or vice versa

Dude Protomartyr already exists. 

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

Updated: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Van_Exel

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.

I kind of love the idea of the Warriors just capping off this current iteration with the most dominant team ever, before all the pieces scatter to the wind. With their all-NBA players separated, people will again remember their incredible individual talent, while realizing how truly insane it was to see them all play…

This is actually pretty close to the final list I’ve seen circulated (Mrs. Dunlop is in the inner circle of all of this). I really wanted Cedars, because trees are fucking awesome.

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.

I like classics. I liked them when I was young, too.

“Poor Decision” really undersells this, BTW. A “poor decision” is putting mayo on a hot dog. A “poor decision” is wearing these pants with those shoes. coordinating shirts to spell out nasty homophobic and racist slurs, taking a photo and then posting it to social media is, yes, a poor decision. It’s also so, so much…

Niners fan, so excuse my fawning, but Gore is just the fucking best. You talk a lot here about his running but I’ve always loved two other things about him - his casualness after the whistle...he’ll drag 3 guys and fight like hell, finally go down, then just stand up and walk to the huddle like it was nothing. He’d…

And he won the popular vote!

I agree with this ranking because you left out what the clear winner is:

Sounds better than my college infusion of off brand Mountain Dew (Mountain Thunder) and Jim Beam. We called it THUNDER BEAM!