“Fuck Sports Bottles”

IDK, I always thought David Caruso was kind of a pussy, shaving his head doesn’t scare me.

G-dd-mmit Jeff Bezos, you’re worth over $80 billion, you can afford to have pictures of you taken that don’t make you look like a guy who legally can’t participate in Halloween.

Leave it to Miss Lemon to say what we’re all thinking:

Needs no words.

No humps for this camel, only toe.

This deserves more love. +1 foot in front of the other

Ironically, the “stand-up guys” are what got Baylor FB players in trouble in the first place.

So Roy Cooper wants his citizens to #trusttheprocess? FTN.

Another sad instance of “both sides do it”. This weekend we witnessed the alt-right and the President do the same thing to the American flag.

If only Jewel Samad had taken Kirsty Wigglesworth’s surname after their marriage.

Maybe blacklisting him from playing in the field isn’t such a bad idea...

¿Como se dice “perfecto” en inglés?

True story: there is a Trump/Coulter sex tape. Obviously won’t link to it, but a still is below.

Tebow: See guys, even with the Pill, there’s still a chance of failure.

As long as a lady wrote it, Pence is cool with it.

Or as the Wilpons call it, a Bernie Madoff bobblehead.

I’ll give you only a +1, because the number of stars you currently have is perfect for this comment.