distancedonkeypuncher
DistanceDonkeyPuncher
distancedonkeypuncher

Wait, bangers can come outside the box too?”

P1: It is acceptance to cry over sports (Drew).

Trump isn’t the only megalomaniac who struggles with finance.

My man T’Challa said it best.

Now we know why Trump wanted to leave Singapore early.

Pardoning J.R. Smith would guarantee an impeachment.

From: LeBron

Completely unrelated, why was CSF the home team in a game played on the Stanford campus?

Well dammit, I guess that’s what happens when you assume. Though for the 56 guys on the active rosters (per Wikipedia), I had about an 85% chance of my stereotype being accurate.

White on white on white crime.

True story: Charlie Ebersol was in my grade at Notre Dame. We took the same Intro to Econ class. At least twice, I caught him copying off me on a test. So at least he’s a consistent plagiarist.

True story: Charlie Ebersol was in my grade at Notre Dame. We took the same Intro to Econ class. At least twice, I caught him copying off me on a test. So at least he’s a consistent plagiarist.

U.S. Men’s Hockey Team Thoroughly Dominated By Russia, 4-0 304-224

I don’t understand, neither of those pictures is of Russell Westbrook.

...but it must occur in Temecula.

So from what this article is saying, it sounds like Grayson Allen’s squad was...

Reports are that he’s going to be buried 6.25 feet under.

+1 rolled-up newspaper

If only Brady had been properly hydrated, he could have avoided that burn.

+1.5-2.5 psi