Strongly disagree, I can’t tell you how frustrated I’ve become with ass tools that claim to be quality but turn out to be sub-standard.

Strongly disagree, I can’t tell you how frustrated I’ve become with ass tools that claim to be quality but turn out…

Dad, is that you?

HOOOOOOOOO!

former Washington tight end Chris Cooley—who does color analysis during Skins games

Now a registered independent, the 30-year-old A’s reliever says even in the “right-leaning” clubhouses of MLB, he hasn’t faced any criticism from coaches or teammates for being so outspoken about support for Syrian refugees

Put another way, the rule change means 2.8 fewer national security items Trump will be briefed on while he’s watching the sportsmen on the TeeVee.

Came here to make this joke. Touché.

Mike Piazza Shits On St. Louis And Major League Soccer At The Same Time, Achieves Glory as Newest German Porn Sensation

Dear America,
Have you seen these tweets?

This brings new meaning to the phrase “wine her, dine her, 49 her”.

Wow. For the first time in American history, a move to Louisiana results in Cousins NOT getting screwed.

Why Your Team Sucks 2017: New England Patriots.

If Young does leave ESPN, nepotism alone will yield 2,000 applicants for the job.

Trump plans to use it around the White House to improve morale.

But was that regular time or basketball time?

You keep using that phrase “coming back from a deficit”. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Dammit, never posting again from work.
As I was saying, off the top of my head:
-Man who thinks Entourage is a how-to video
-Newest Delta Tau Chi pledge
-University of Arizona graduate and functional illiterate
-Lacrosse bro patient zero
-Reincarnated Chris Farley
-Guy who volunteers for atomic sit-ups

Just off the top of my head:

Samer, can we please have a contest for the best Gronk-descriptor?