“For the next eight years he didn’t have the chance to surf, enjoy watersports or do many of the things he loved.”

Is it just a walkway, or do they have a track with cars shuttling people back and forth. A “railroad”, if one was to put a name on it?

Thought about this one later, but the Masshole element of Good Will Hunting played better I think.

Sorry, Ginger Hammer.

Can’t wait for Petchesky’s hot taek on how this win solidifies Brady’s place as the 17th-best quarterback in AFC East history.

Counterpoint: Tom Brady is the 17th-best Quarterback in the AFC East, Moron

Looking forward to the Roseanne levels of outrage.

Steve Bannon looks like he’s preparing to audition for Martin Lawrence’s role in an all-white remake of Big Momma’s House.

Anyone without blond hair and blue eyes.

Mike D’Antoni will win an NBA Championship before he retires. #AlternativeFacts

Musburger announced he plans to spend more time with his grandson, pictured below:

This is all part of Wawrinka’s preparation to marry Princess Buttercup.

he fits right in with the Orioles’ organizational philosophy in that he can hit the dick off the ball

Sorry, Steph. #insidethecircle

Well the Celtics look is timeless, but I like that the Sonics went back to their classic colors.

Has anyone ever seen Mike McCoy and Norv Turner in the same place at the same time?

Is that where they store the basket of deplorables?

I hear it works like a charm.