Jesus I’m going to miss America.
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God I wish I didn’t either.
Holy shit, praise from Caesar himself. Thank you, I’m humbled. If stars were wishes, I would use all of mine to send male strippergrams to Mike Pence in the hopes that he turns into a lustful cockmonster.
A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.
“Wishing for his failure would be wanting the failure of our millions of American children who desperately need a better education.”
“Rhee responded that she had fired teachers ‘who had sex with children.’”
Phase 3: Profit!!
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Counterpoint: No it’s not.
Donald Trump Jr. Manages Photo Op In Which He’s The Most Respectful Toward The Lives Of Other Living Things
Ironically, attempts to end infectious diseases at the Cutler household utilize the same method.
Play the piano.
+1 intentionally careless mohel
+1 Milanese gas station
I’m looking forward to the score being 3-1 Cleveland at the end of the third quarter.
+1 intentionally careless mohel
+1 Milanese gas station
Gawker Media started it, but let’s join in on the fun. Leave your humorous descriptors of “Former Republican presidential nominee and (BLANK) Donald Trump” below; it’s equal parts fun AND cathartic. A few (45 to be exact :-) to get started:
A modest proposal for NFL (regular season) overtime:
+58008
Tomorrow’s big headline: “Draymond Green shows remarkable maturity following Game 7 loss, only kicks self in the testicles.”