Oh, I have. He is amazing. I wish I could swear as well as he does. And his Star Wars description is the most genius thing I've ever heard.

Man, with those parents? That baby is going to be one incredibly attractive disappointment at the box office.

I thought that she might go with something more contemporary. This dress is beautiful and classic though. It think some of the older sillouettes are coming back in style for wedding dresses. Everyone seems to be over the strapless ball gown and mermaid dresses.

It looks like Amal Alamuddin does have a flaw! Her penchant for mullet dresses.

I love hocus pocus and have seen it on numerous times but making my self wait at least till oct 1st to watch it!

I have a 14 year old lovebird who is the absolute most amazing thing that has ever happened to me. But she is like a perpetual 2 year old child. This week, I FINALLY found a vegetable rich bread recipe she will not only eat but demolish! I feel so victorious. I didn't even have to eat it in front of her (it has…

Because it's annoying for everyone else there when babies cry and fuss? Just guessing.

...whereas my cat looked up in horror when I turned on the audio for this clip.

I have already accepted that I will die bitter and alone. And random dudes i met on the Internet sending me dick pics hasn't changed that.

Loose vagina is just what men say to make themselves feel better about having a skinny penis.

You are 50, single and a firefighter. You will have no problems at all meeting women. You'll also find out that single women in their early 40s are amazing and awesome and have the sex drive of 14 year old boys.

Don't be bummed. That guy is immature and sucks.

Are you kidding me?? He couldn't stay hard and he's blaming your pubes? He's a giant loser. Please don't ever see him again.

Long-time reader here... and male, BTW...

This year it's The Gatekeeper and The Keymaster. In year's past it has been Betty and Don, Katniss, Shirley Holmes (female Sherlock), Devil in a Blue Dress, Rosie the Riveter, the bee girl from the Blind Melon video...

NEXT. That guy is a loser and probably learned everything he knows about sex from porn.

GOING AS THE CURIES IS BRILLIANT AND I LOVE YOU FOR THIS.

So I realize I may be stuck in the greys but I just want to get this off my chest. I met a guy on OKC, we go on two really great dates. Good connection, conversation, etc. Third date he makes me dinner and we have sex. He's not very good, can't get hard but I'm willing to give it another chance. The following week…

Sorry to come here and vent, ladies. Happy Saturday. It's been a little over two and a half months now since the ex asked me to leave. I'm starting to wonder if the heartbreak will ever truly end. I've met someone else now who is wonderful and who I think I would like to start seeing regularly, but like I said my…

Boris and Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle.