Dammit, Akron.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THOSE GIRLS ARE RECEIVING IV FLUIDS VIA GODDAMN 21 GAUGE BUTTERFLY NEEDLE THAT IS STILL IN THEIR SKIN.

V-Day always sucks so I just never get my hopes up anymore. EVERY MAN HAS DISAPPOINTED ME. :(

Anyone want to tell me their feelings on the name Linus? I'm pregnant with my first and I really like the name, but I'm yet to get anything but bad feedback. Mostly "LOL like on Charlie Brown??!" and "Um, what about the name ____ instead?"

I loved the part where Carrie Brownstien was all like "The uploader has not made this video available in your country." But Fred Armisen was like, "The uploader has not made this video available in your country." HAHA CLASSIC.

"If you're pre-born, you're fine, if you're pre-schooled, you're fucked."

They were faking it last month.

Cats have not prepared me for having a baby. They have prepared me for having teenagers.

First of all, online dating doesn't mean you have to sleep around. Most of my online dates have meant an hour of OK-to-awkward conversation with someone over a cup of coffee or a drink that never goes anywhere; over a number of years of doing it (and sadly we are talking over a decade here) I've maybe slept with 3…

I'm in a similar situation and, like you, I don't like online dating or traditional setups - they feel too artificial/transactional. But I've had really good luck meeting guys through friends, usually at parties, where you can see for yourself whether you hit it off. The thing is you have to make an effort to mingle…

Take it easy. Drink a lot. Dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. ;]

I'm like you, and your friend's strategy of dating a lot of random people and sleeping around does not work for me. If it doesn't work for you or it makes you uncomfortable, don't do it. The idea that you can find yourself by sleeping with other people is bullshit. You find yourself by exploring who you are, what you…

A friend in nursing school has apparently noticed this trend and will go into it in great detail if you let her.

"Not dealing with that bullshit name!" was the most hilarious line here. And the fact that people kept being like "Oh wow, it really is Amy Poehler!"

I think the term you are searching for is "hypocrisy".

Today is my 58th Birthday! I feel great! Can I get a Woot-Woot? Cool. Survived a lot of shit and got grey hair, but life is good. Rock On, Jezebels!

Sometimes a selfie is just a selfie. - Freud

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You should see his portrait of Dick Chaney.