Hahaha, I think she said "a adult has kids." But I agree with Jenny Ween, your interpretation is more amusing.

I'm a couple years away form my 10 year reunion, but maybe it depends on the town/city? I graduated with a relatively large class from a sizable city school, and I'd venture to say that much less than half of my graduating class has children at this point. As far as I know, the reunions aren't family-friendly.

I met a married couple who lived on two separate coasts, neither of which were PhDs or academics, for job related reasons. They made it work. Screw what other people think— you do you, boo.

I've never online dated, but I think this can be pertinent to all relationships:

If you're not dependent on another internship to round out your resume or gain college credit, then take the time off. Also, have you every thought about doing a worker program in a Spanish-speaking country? Obviously, it still costs money for plane tickets, visas, etc., but it's probably a little less money than…

People do get really weird when the encounter someone without FB. For me, my friends like to remind me that I'm missing out on something that's SO GREAT OMG WHY DON'T YOU HAVE FB?!?! Then they say that there's nothing cool about not having FB. Why don't I just join FB? There's nothing wrong with having FB!11!!1

Haven't had Facebook in over 3 years. The only time I "miss" it is when I would like to enter retail contests and the only way to join is via Facebook.

I see this all too often. Now I just assume that everyone has dirty pee/poo hands all the time.

So he only washes when he #2s? Eeeeuuuuuugh.

I second Princess Leela. Definitely look into high-deductible plans offered by your state or smaller insurance agencies. I looked into an individual plan with Anthem and they wanted to charge me over $1000.00 a month. I got the same coverage with a different agency for $105.00 a month. Shop around.

I have many friends and acquaintances who have been baristas, from corporate backgrounds like Starbucks to tiny local places. Starbucks and the like do have on-site training programs and their baristas are required to pass a test. The local places? Not so much. Either way, I'm pretty sure very little money beyond an…

Get off it. I just get coffee or tea— no fancy drinks with whips and foam and flavor shots. It takes 3 seconds to pour a coffee.

Definitely! I usually tip at my neighborhood coffee shop, since I know the baristas, and they are extra friendly and attentive.

Exactly. There are definitely cheaters that stop cheating, but save yourself the heartbreak and don't be try to be the "girlfriend who fixes him." It'll be extra bitter when/if he cheats on you. You deserve someone better!

Because you've witnessed him cheat on two girlfriends, for your own good, you should walk away. No, RUN.

I hate the idea of tipping, but I always tip 20% or slightly over. I don't often tip at places with a "tip jar" like coffee shops or cafes, because those workers get paid a full wage, unless the service was excellent.

I apologize. Kinja commenting system makes it ridiculous to riffle through replies, and there is no easy way to edit a post.

Yep! I love having unprotected sex, inviting a whole host of possible STIs in addition to an unwanted pregnancy into my life. Then I love to take time off work and school to go to the doctor, endure the hassle of being referred to an abortion clinic (the farther away from my home the better), and pay 500+ dollars to…

I love a lot of books illustrated by Lane Smith (he usually collaborates with Jon Scieszka, of The Stinky Cheese Man fame). Mo Willems writes the Elephant and Piggie series, which are great for new readers.

I agree. We should all get to stay 25 until our lives get slightly more stable.