The correlation between having a small penis and lifting weights/doing situps is very high.

I guess selling out a generation of progressives for her shot at personal glory didn’t pay off.

I guess selling out a generation of progressives for her shot at personal glory didn’t pay off.

Yet not nearly as ineffectual and pathetic as the filibustering no-name Democrats trying to grab attention from a tragedy.

I’m sure Lana wants Hillary to die. Find a Katy Perry GIF or something.

He said it because he knows Bernie despises Big Money and this is a desperate attempt to get Bernie to back out.

Fuck your horrible conservative party

This is a great exploration of some of Sanders’ best supporters. If he had as much backbone as them, Hillary would’ve been toast.

All of your anti-Bernie talking points are Clinton campaign lies. Your brain is smart enough to understand that Bernie is indisputably superior, but your vagina supports Clinton, and given this country’s history of horrid sexism, that’s perfectly understandable.

Hillary cons: not qualified because she literally doesn’t have a single accomplishment in her life.

Yet Biden’s always convinced the media to portray him as an average Joe.

Call-out culture and sexual-harassment culture are nearly equally dangerous at this point, I think. Important to not lump everything in together, or else we’ll turn artistic culture into cubicle culture.

When do Bernie voters get our turn? We loathe the current president too.

Yeah, clearly that incident wasn’t the whole cause, but maybe the straw that broke the camel’s back.

In her final show, she displayed the most unhinged unprofessional behavior I’ve ever seen on TV. It started with her ranting about how Bernie Sanders isn’t Obama and ended with her literally making strange animal noises to respond to her guests. I was watching because I think she does some great work on race and…

14 should be the age of consent. Anything higher is a misogynistic attack on teenage girls’ intelligence.

He means he has 53 mil in debt (mostly from fashion presumably.)

There’s a perfect hack around this: don’t steal people’s music.