All idiotic political arguments aside, the ratings were down this year because the vast majority of nominated movies weren't things that most people had seen. The end.

I don't think that weird flying thing is even attempting to be Garfield. Not all orange cats are necessarily Garfield.

I got into a long discussion with a co-worker about that. I'm glad to say that I was actually able to convince him, with much evidence, that it was bullshit. He's an alright guy.

The rings excuse is moronic. Just clap with your hands at perpendicular angles to each other so that your palms are still hitting each other but your fingers then are not.

We are living in The Matrix, and some sort of update occurred that broke all the probability algorithms.

It's not necessarily that the sports things were upsets going into the game/series, it's that a comeback victory in a series you're down 1-3, or a game with a 28-3 halftime deficit is incredibly rare, and the incredibly rare thing happened consecutively in all three major pro sports championships. Not mentioned is…

By that criteria, you're probably right. His star is definitely not burning the brightest of the people in that video at the moment though.

Is he really at this point though?

Well damn. My lack of Jaden Smith knowledge ruined my joke.

She's also in Lion with Slumdog Millionaire.

She's the conventionally attractive one.

Damn. Today is an incredibly weak day for IMDB birthdays. Lindsey Morgan plays my favorite character on The 100, but I would have never imagined her being all the way up at #2 on this list.

Hot damn. I'm a Hollywood Elite. I'm an atheist who thinks those people are stupid. This is magnificently exciting for me to have discovered.

CBS Chief White House Correspondent Major Garret tweeted on the 18th that sources were telling him that the nominee would likely withdraw. Sean Spicer responded to him that day and said that his sources were wrong and the nominee was 100% committed to being the next Secretary of the Navy. So that's fun.

I had forgotten that Negan took Eugene, and I did not care.

Are you Jimmy Kimmel?

I saw these posted on Twitter earlier and chose not to watch. I watched now and have come to the conclusion that I made the correct choice the first time around. The joke might have worked if the person rapping sounded even a little bit like Will Smith.

Lin-Manuel Miranda seems like a really good guy. I'd probably like being friends with him. And not just because he's incredibly rich and famous. But that would be a huge plus.

It was going to be either Suicide Squad or Star Trek Beyond. Both movies were pretty bad, so whatever I guess. Star Trek Beyond was definitely much less bad.

The red carpet moments ruin themselves. Anyone who busts up the incredibly awful and awkward interviews is doing a great service.