That bit was intensely long. Really freaking weird.

Manchester by the Sea was a garbage movie and Casey Affleck was mediocre in it. It would have been a much better movie if Matt Damon had starred in it as originally planned.

I'm assuming the existence of this movie means that Jaden gets his own Netflix movie soon.

Ending the bit with the really mediocre De Niro segment was a strange choice.

The college tournament is my least favorite of the standard tournaments. And I also resented it because it took Kirstin away.

I am so incredibly excited that this awful tournament is over (and that incredibly cute Kirstin will finally be back on Monday).

I was hoping Ellison would get it, but am 100% good with Perez. He's very progressive and from everything I know, a good and smart person. And his immediately reaching out and appointing Ellison Deputy Chair was a perfect move.

Hidden Figures was my favorite of the Best Picture nominees by far. It had the most interesting plot where something actually happened.

Not cooking your fish properly is 100% in your control. He should know to throw a test piece on early when working with an unfamiliar cooking surface, just like Shirley and Brooke both did and found that they needed to cook their fish wrapped in leaves so it wouldn't stick.

Not only was his wealth off limits, any time it was mentioned, he required that they use insanely inflated numbers. He does not take jokes well.

I'm hoping this works. This is what it's come to. Because the Republicans clearly have no intention of investigating Flynn's ties to Russia, the horribly mishandled Yemen raid, Trump's conflicts of interest, or Preibus trying to get the FBI to bury the Russia story.

The Correspondent's Dinner is normally mildly entertaining because the President is able and willing to make and receive self deprecating jokes about himself. Trump is absolutely not capable of that.

I'm not a lawyer, but I have seen every episode of Suits and Franklin & Bash and don't understand how the people claiming that he raped them will not be allowed to testify. Harvey and Mike would present some legal folder that makes it so they could, and Franklin & Bash would pull some sort of crazy frat bro trick to…

Not only did a person come forward to claim credit, he also did interviews about it in a ridiculously fake Russian accent.

The person who handed them out was pulling a prank. The people waving them very well may have still not gotten it.

So this article doesn't warrant the standard Gizmodo/Univision/AV Club disclaimer?

A truck that is also a monster? So it's a remake of Maximum Overdrive? I hope the director was so high on cocaine that he doesn't really remember directing it, just like Stephen King was.

I still click on this post everyday hoping that maybe this will be the time that there's something fun and stupid again, but it never is. Stupid Kinja Deals.

Donald Trump has a source for the idiotic things he says. It's misunderstanding whatever they're talking about on Fox News.

There is a commonly held misconception that Tracy Morgan is very similar to the Tracy Jordan character from 30 Rock. He is nowhere near as wonderful when he's not reciting the lines that Tina Fey has written for him.