A day ahead of Trump too

It deserves Manny Moe upvotes

Why can't a straight white dude contribute?
I'm white, straight, and no more proud or defiant or in anybody's face about it than I am about any other condition of my life that I have no control over.
Sure, I'm privileged to be in the norm, or dominant class but I've always felt like a freak because of who I am and what…

go on…

Do you know what Mrs Butterworth was doing 8 years ago?
Pepperidge farm remembers…

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!
jaunty tune, explosions

if drinking is laughing…
then yes,
bigly

well, not us, (results may vary)
but a lot of other people, so, eh?

we all die in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine…

Why do you hate the sun?

A good con man rips you off.
A great con man leaves you whistling a jaunty tune and skipping down the sidewalk after he rips you off.

Zombie sharks take Pelham 123

Zombies, while unable to swim, are perfectly capable of walking along the river bottom to the other side.
plan accordingly.

'Forced Chris Christie to eat meatloaf'
Fake news!

Pepperidge farms remembers…

Ewww…
Oh wait, in a different room?

Honey, how many times have I asked you not to call when daddy's working?

They look like they're on a float
in the Rose Parade.

Anal bees.

Lisa needs dental dam?