The A.V. Club?
What's that?
(that lawn? it's mine and you're standing on it)

Little butter cookies with horsies on 'em!

Phrasing…

Photo shopped into that picture of dogs playing cards.

A gritty reboot of 'my mother the car'?

I'd be o.k.with lard lad statues…

there's still the print edition of the daily stormer, right?
next to the nickle ads and that rag that has the booking photos?

Paul Shaffer was annoying as well, probably more so. Maybe I'm annoyed by people with a genuine talent that stoop to the chuckle bot routine.
Ed was O.K. because, other than a random drunken chortle, not much was asked of him.

It's the role that he's given within the show, and yeah, it strikes me as off putting and racist in a Stepin Fetchit kind of way. (I'm white and male so, what do I know?)
Didn't Branford Marsalis {rightly} quit the tonight show for this sort of reason?

who do hate that much ?

the cigarette?
yeah, that would be better…

shut up shut up shut up
Gene Wilder is alive
GOOD DAY SIR!

TAKE THAT BACK!

Denny's is there at 3 am

the same diner as the last off ramp, and the same as the next twenty.
people are comfortable eating shit, so long as the shit is consistent
I like to take my chances on road trips, I've crossed the country on pie and burgers without hitting a chain; and while I've bought boats for cardiologists I wouldn't change a thing

up vote for an upmarket post about mid market chain restaurants.

(I can haz runs?)

being INSIDE of a cheesecake factory doesn't justify eating there…

Applebee's is one of those off ramp places you go to when, even tho you may have driven 500 miles, you want to feel like you haven't gone anywhere at all.
And, when I said, sure, upgrade my margarita, they put a fucking olive in it.

DIET? Jesus, live a little…