Where do you get your bagels?
asking for a friend

I'm battman.
It's a trademark thing…

Yeah, but with good intentions,
and some high capacity magazines so I'm agreeing with him for the moment…

Oh yeah, having bar service at a movie is pretty keen. Burlington?
You mean the sign annoucing Burlington on the highway twixt Linnton and St. Helen's? There's a town?

And the sheep are liars!

Yes, yes they are…
We interact with horses on a different level, they follow our instructions (usually) we ride them, they can be brave, stubborn and noble. Look into a cow's eyes and see nothing, look into a goat's and see mischief and whimsy, a pig has intellect, but lacking in pride. A horse is an equal, if not…

There's a starbucks in Burlington?
But really, Portland purports to be a real city, but holy fuck, how did it become normal to have encampments on sidewalks?

Welcome to Portland…

Or Portland.

After a few more drinks, when I'm feeling brave enough, I'm putting Dikachu's face in this thing…

I give DNR tattoos as gifts.

You know who had a dog?
Hitler.

On the other side a drunk
Orson Welles.

Perhaps, but 'Stuckey's bathroom walls'
That's an upvote.

As your neighbor may I say perhaps you put a shirt on and we can talk business. Otherwise, I got some tires that need burning.

(Checks the label on Christmas tree.)

Well, unless,
you know…

So, who owns the national parks?
Where do you think Christmas trees come from?

The layers of lawyers will stonewall this.
(jaunty tune)
I'll be in my bunk.
(Vomiting while crying)

Why would you rate dogs?
We all know who's a good dog…
You are! Yes you are!