Wake Dr. Ben Carson!

Brought to you by Fortunate Fragrence.

There's a Bill Clinton joke in there somewhere…

Classic a.v. club.

I had occasion just yesterday to speak with a woman in the South. Say what you will, southern charm is a thing.

(frantic call to grand mum)
Mum, you never told me about about the encyclopedia's?
(Why would I dear? It's not as if they were interesting.)
What?
(The cycling one eyed goats? We sold a lot of the things during the war.)
WHAT?
(Soldiers looking for entertainment.
It was a different time.)

Family lore has it that my great granddad sold encyclopedia's door to door.
Classic.

You want it to blink?

So, wait, fuck.

and a hose!
Truely, good things come to the good

Yours might be the best wedding toast.

Volgons then?

and hose down the pit.

I got a Macedonian shit notification
for this?
( this isn't the xhamster letters page?)
God damn internet….

So, wait, he didn't just make the Space Jockey big? He put kids in smaller costumes?

Hypercard?
Fuck, we're doomed….

Turn her on to BBC radio 4 and 4 extra. News on the hour, and some great programs. Plus radio is better as background.

What?
I mean, I'm sorry for your loss,
But the family tree sounds like it's short a few branches, and since when has Bill Maher a murderer?

Are we still doing 'your mom' jokes?
I don't have one, but if I did, I would think this a jolly time to tell it.

Jesus,
Dude.
the rebranding is not going well.