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    If this is lasagna I'll have wine
    If this is wine I'll have lasagne
    Lincoln, probably…

    We're not doing that anymore?

    it's a start.

    (just as a bit of information)
    for a male,
    balls deep is when the temperature
    becomes important…

    what?
    also, what?

    and huge…tracts of land!

    That works for most books.
    Moby Dick, The Little Prince, 100 Years of Solitude…
    Horton shoots a who…

    the people that make the jars?

    (redacted)

    Karen Black in
    A trilogy of toupees.

    Where wolf?

    I thought he was talking about Shaft.

    We're not doing that?
    ( hides shovel )

    I'm not sure the collapse of hell is a good sign.

    Oh yeah, dogs have it great.
    Enjoy your leash.

    Well, if they ate their arms…

    Triffids.

    Just Damian Hirst.

    Fucking rain, goddamn rain, more rain, today's rain, the rain we knew as children, the rain when we die, oh look,it's raining, and freezing rain which is not what snow is. (and 92+ other names)