Oh come on, pdx also offers the worst bicycle riders on the planet.

(uses monkey's paw to travel to 1947) Allright! Where is Hitler?
He's what? (shakes fist) Damn you A V club!

#2 won't surprise you…

the front to front tour was genuinely disturbing

you are a horrible person.
drinks sometime?

that actually sounds interesting

with whoever.

some streets end in a cul-de-sac,
Dikachu Street, it's more of a tip…

they're a cultured group.

They have assholes on television now?

Is Faith Popcorn still working?

Dude, you ever try to eat 8 apples, four kiwi and three pints of blueberries at one go?

"Guy! Buddy! we're all here!"

Polo?

ironic.

So, like the movies? bring your own bugs?

yeah, well, that's just your opinion man.

isn't there some other part of the matzo that we could eat?

meh, poor people have taco bell and 99 cent menus,
this is a four dollar cup of bugs.
(tilts fedora, inquires into the provenience of proffered insects)

eye drops?