should've said Joe DiMaggio.

most televised sports would be more interesting with a random terrified animal.
worse, but more interesting

rinse, repeat.

Australia?
the first time I tried to go there it was closed.
the second time it caught fire and fell into the swamp.
the THIRD time I got in, and it was jumping with 300 lb rats
and the spawn of possums and ducks.

Stepping in shit is also a slippery process. So, best avoided?

it's in the holocaust district.

(hurriedly books flight with American Airlines)
This is going to be the best Easter ever!

I'm like, the 8th beatle, you don't see me humblebraging the internet.

wibbly wobbly timey wimey

wolf?

brings out chalkboard.
draws Venn diagram.
Krakatoa.
Kraken.
it's a perfect circle…

brings out chalkboard.
draws Venn diagram.
Krakatoa.
Kraken.
it's a perfect circle…

it has deep roots.

whoa, followed, then UN followed?
On Instagram?
Rage on you crazy fucker…

your Sunday meeting's are on Tuesday?

those are gift tickets.

It's called dumb fuck hill
because, you know…

base is pay. $97
bass is a fish;
but heck,
cradle your boys
however you like.

So, these 'Beatles'
what, are those a thing?

DUDE!
visuals.