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    thrills?
    i cradle my testicles in headphones
    and turn up the base.
    google pays me $97 per hour
    I ain't cheap.

    its too things

    TWO things?
    not on the A/V club

    Charm, I think, is the word you're looking for.

    little jimmy, would you like to join pennywise on the stage?

    Holy shit.
    The pennywise terror hour.
    It writes itself…

    That might be from the fever dream of Andy Devine and froggy?

    Chelveston is a goose you silly duck.

    Kinko, Kinko the kid loving clown
    If the kids would love him back
    He'd never wear a frown.
    Late 7o's bit from KROQ in L.A.

    I broke our clock turning back the hands when I missed the show once.

    So, if the captain is Joel, and bunny is crow, mr.moose is servo and dancing bear is gypsy?

    Captain Kangaroo or get out.

    vaping?

    don't blind me with science.

    This isn't about the cunning,
    also, dude, 'cunning' is not the preferred nomenclature.

    fight Morlocks with it?

    On the MOON?
    dude, up till then you had me.

    when they hump a shoe?

    Huge slam on Wimpy out of fucking no where.

    I got a fapping cartoon gorilla
    notification for this?