But you were loved.
By everyone!

I was going to get a
'FEAR AND LAZINESS'
Tattoo but didn't for reasons.

Laziness and fear of the unfamiliar drives 90% of fast food purchases.
And 95% of foreign policy.

You don't want to be an
Oscar Meyer weiner?

questioning the worth of rainbow cream cheese is performative?
I thought I was high maintenance…

A flaky bagel?
Do you mean a croissant?

Will the last functioning adult in America turn out the lights when they leave?

Thanks for that.
Another thing I used to enjoy
Ruined with one mental image.

The black whopper was how I found out I had a bleeding ulcer.

You can call an intelligent person stupid without consequence.
They're smart enough to know better.
A dumb person may be just smart enough to take offense.

I think even Biden would have lost to Trump.
There is an inchoate anger, a 'fuck them all' attitude infecting America.
So I think it's boils and pustules until this fever passes.
If we survive we can meet up with Diamond Joe.
He'll have the babes and the hot tub.
Bring Zima.

Who's a good president? You are, you are…

I'm not sure you understand how fame works.(edit, I don't mean that nastily, fame is difficult to get, harder to lose)

Family corroborates he's alive.
I'll allow it.

Yes, but you have to rise to that level in return.

(spit take)

Huge slam on asshumans outta nowhere.

I like that…
is it a reference I should know?

Not for some people. it got Trump to where he is now.
Unfortunately, for left thinkers the equivalent is despair or ennui.

Windows 10 is a clusterfuck.