That's why I still use grandma's hand crank pleasureator.

rape and pillage isn't a long term strategy.

President.

I've yelled at clouds from both sides now…

'met'

That's your answer for everything.

Oh!
the humanity!

Well, that's … something.

Why are you wearing… ohhh, is this a day without a woman thing?

huge slam on shitweasels out of nowhere!

I thought we were an autonomous collective?

the external combustion engine!

there's no escaping destiny.

oh, I hope not!

he has a secretary that helps him put his pants on?

They look alike?

gotta check the old AV calendar to see if it a pants day or not…

I didn't know you were called Dennis…

But…. I like new balance shoes!
What, I should buy Nike?
Back to wrapping my feet in rags I guess.

They measured the earth with a dildo?