or what a hoe down might mean.

the answer will shock you!

that's a ham salad is it?

downtown Grand Rapids?

'Busty Ross is a feminine hero of our times,
and she has… huge tracts of land'

yeah! fuck moths!

It's in the soup district!

still good?

Ah, a burger person perhaps?
no one could argue about burgers.

unless it involves a cow girl…

I unflowered a whole town,
not bragging, just , well,
o.k. bragging.

knowledge?
sad.

they're wanking on it?
I don't understand dogs

you are the first to make me dread a long, slow hard ride.

oh, man, they would deliver to the beach based on the lifeguard tower # back in the day! shit, we didn't even have cell phones then, you went to a pay phone…

you are incorrect.

Portlanders love to complain about food and restaurants yet will stand in the cold rain for two hours on a Sunday morning for $12 scrambled eggs.

Bella Faccia on Alberta is pretty great.

Escape from New York is my favorite. For attitude as well as pizza.
'do you have a menu?'
'NO, IT'S PIZZA BY THE SLICE! CAN I HELP THE NEXT PERSON?'

what?