Crank whore?

I wish people would stop defaming douches.

Whoa,'grand imperial shark wizard laser dragon' sounds great!
What's the KKK again?

unless I've got a fistful of razor blades dipped in dog shit
nah,

well, start with a picture of a butt.
say 'computer, enhance.'
until it's full screen sphincter,
then project that onto a Imax screen,
then look at it from three feet away,
Nearly there,

Dahmer was my first thought too.
I have one adult child and, thankfully,she is a GOOD PERSON.
Her mother and I got into a heated argument during the Lynndie England prisoner abuse scandal, she has the unwavering love of a mother and I'm more of the 'if my child is an asshole then fuck them twice' type.

I've wondered about that.
Being the parent of some horrible person must be a level of hell.

French dressing? Melons? That fridge is begging for it.

Longer answer, oh god, don't get me started…
of course it's loaded with oil. It's sauce. Cottonseed in many cases because of price and a high smoke point (ability to take heat without flaming) which is important in wok cooking.
People have developed an adversarial or fearful attitude towards food and I'm about to go…

Short answer?
Have what you enjoy, just less of it.
This works with most things.

O'mei, when it was small.

Experience.

Joke's on us then?

I served in a very busy Chinese restaurant in Santa Cruz during the mid 80's and we bought that stuff in 25 pound bags. People would often remark how they could tell we didn't use msg because they didn't get headaches.
This was also the time that people believed that Corona contained piss.
And yes, Corona at a Chinese…

go on…

No.

can't we avoid talking about it altogether?

Thunderbirds are go!

Bacon Harkonnen?
Sorry, peckish.

Jar Jar who?