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    Nicole Kidman as Aquamom?
    I'll be in my aqua bunk…

    Like, how embarrassing?
    Back at the hotel embarrassing?

    It is going to be one fucking long insult and embarrassment on a daily basis.

    The crazy train is always on time.

    I would gladly give $100 and your left testicle to have Jimmy Carter again.

    scratching each others backs?
    I imagine it's, ah, more intimate than that…

    Reported tips.
    Monday is industry night.

    Life size?

    pepperidge farms members…

    he must work there or something.

    sans means without in some gutter languages

    the good ones are worth waiting for.

    Trump pauses….
    TWO horses you say?

    TUSK!

    A Talking Dodecahedron?!?

    yes,
    but while banging Marilyn Monroe?

    so, other than avoiding World War Three,
    meh?

    four humps

    no one would click on 'pussy of steel'

    up voted for appreciation of smart angry women.
    (or one anyway)