the cops are leaving?

what's that?
is it the sound of thousands of black helicopters?

is that the one where roo is anchor babied
into the hundred acre wood?

you can pet strawberry shortcake?

Biden 2020
if he can claw himself out of the grave
he can run this country

he couldn't remember Trump?

Me? I was for Diamond Joe Biden.
But given the choice, death by fire or some unpleasantness,
Fire for the win apparently…

Yeah, o.k. Right even.
But as bad as Hillary is, (and that's pretty bad)
TRUMP?
It's a voting booth, not a suicide box…

go on…

count google, yes
didn't you have a cereal in the '80's?

you have a cleaning guy?
just saying, I've been over…

do you have tacos?

but no reason overcomes his racism, sexism, xenophobia, and sexual assault. He's perhaps the worst asshole on earth, but he has his good qualities?

(spit take)
THREE?

edit
I retract the comparison and apologize
to Tina Louise and Dawn Wells.

we still have the Kanye holiday specials to look forward to.

ironic?
like a dead president on your inauguration day?

after you.

it's the stuff dreams are made of

(Keith Richards smirks)