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    is the horse on fire?
    asking for a friend

    (throws pocket change at Zod)
    sure,
    do the whole dance

    Carter knows how to keep a secret.

    he's major Sturm und Drang,
    his power is to project a general sense of dread.

    and he's loaded for bear.

    bare naked ladies.

    (a-hem)
    president trump?

    huge slam on Clint Howard's mom outanowhere

    I can't forbear starting a pun thread.

    It's the gritty re-boot of Gentle Ben we've been waiting for.

    In a reality not too far
    different from yours or mine
    yet, somehow, not quite
    altogether there,

    oh, I hope not.

    Or it could free up frequencies for cell phones or other shit.
    It's actually amazing how radio frequencies have been regulated given
    how demanding the market has been. CB radio, yep. Wireless phones connected to a land line?
    Yep. Cell phones? Yep. Every fucking thing tied to the internet? Yep.

    Fish and Wildlife own 1480 am in my parts

    Hi Billy,
    Thank your mom for me and give her this mix tape…

    I can barely even read the words 'spoiled liver' without vomiting.

    So, a culinary internship in Ireland?
    Nothing available with the federal prison system?

    or you could learn to enjoy sneezing.

    taking pictures at a funeral or memorial
    is…
    actually, I guess that's the thing you compare other horrible social transgressions to.

    that was two.