McCain is an imperfect hero.
Sad.

please tell me this is real.

vending machines in Tokyo would disagree…

The one on Interstate in PDX is good
if you're on that side of the river.
Better is Muchas Gracias, but I can only think of one in St Helens and another in Newberg.
If I'm in St Helens I'm in custody
and if I'm in Newberg I'm going to Lumpy's…

Sarah Sylvia Cynthia Stout
did not take the body out…

i wanted chilly willy.

Chipolte wept?
Is this like a secret menu thing?
like Kraken with boss sauce?

I got a Steve notification for this?

(regrets not having a stevedore joke ready)

Do Hawaiian socks count?

Wow, I read it as 'jacked off'
and somehow your version
made that even worse…

We try, but some of us have things to do.
Is there a podcast?

Can we make him stop doing that?

Not caring.

oh man, the wishbook. delivered with the mail, to everybody. hundreds of pages. it must have employed thousands and consumed forests.
2nd only to the phone book.

Poles, poles hold up telephone lines and that other stuff.
and yeah, I agree, they do fine work.

Our telephone lines?

and old killreginald was as good as his word,
ever forth did the people remark
that killreginald kept the spirit of fuck in his heart,

every time a bell rings
someone gets fucked.

Huh,
took two firemen and the jaws of life
to remove me from Jackie Stallone.