PARTICIPATION AWARD!

go on…

I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO ROBERT PLANT!
that's a whole Pandora station …

they can't afford yakety sax?

Frank Sinatra is president elect?!

he must work there or something.

so there's hope/horror for the future?

I prefer the high gloss enamel,
goes down smooth and has a bright finish.

so, that thing i did on the blarney stone?

'with a hand job' didn't fit on the card

you could eat the rapist…
oh.

actually, no.

i got a chicken steroid notification for this?

sparky. the toaster that thinks bath time is toast time!

But, I was going to get everybody one of those!

so, like, getting a tattoo or something?

back then?
oh, child,
marketing is the 2nd oldest profession

He's broken the 5th wall
time and space have no meaning

was pizza born whole, knock-kneed and upright
a flash of Genesis…
or did it evolve from a dropped meat pie?

if only trumps parents had thrown him into a well.