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    You got it.
    It's Mannix plus twenty years.

    string theory I get, probability waves collapsing and the laws of indeterminacy,
    no problem…
    but man, Troy and Abed hooking up…

    Every strip club has an Indiana
    That will demand promises.
    Thank you, strip clubs…

    I'll agressivly wallow, thank you.
    It is fine wallowing won't you allow?

    Wait…
    What?
    Oh, ohhh,
    No,
    These are tattoos I've put on other people.
    I've been putting it off for a while but only just got around to it.
    My bad.

    Nothing bad could happen in only four years!

    'DNR motherfucker or else'
    Not binding, but persuasive…

    Got those 'do not resuscitate'
    tattoos I been thinking of…

    Mama! I made it! I'm in the VIP room!

    Tangarine Dream, Spalding Gray, HG Wells

    I've been googling wankpuffin for years

    Bald Eagles committing suicide nation wide…

    which ones?

    good guys end up last.
    dead. fucking. last.
    sorry

    I will subscribe to your world sir, where Marilyn Monroe held office.

    Yes, because it's been monetized down to a local level.
    Sin taxes are easy to implement, and enforcement and regulation means money for jobs within the enforcement and regulation community.
    I live outside of a small town that has two weed shops but not a barber shop or a grocery store.
    I'm hungry, stoned, need a

    with his cold dead fingers.

    Nobody doesn't like farts.

    you make me question my assumptions and re evaluate some concepts that I have taken as undisputed fact…

    worse than that.
    they care.