unlike your mom?

I'm in meetings all day.

Jack Chick literature found in interstate restrooms?

Oh goddamn you…

Does enraged count?

The flop house had a digression regarding protective hairs around a bears junk and I had to wonder, protect from what? It's a bears nuts for God's sake.

Hey!

month?
i don't remember the last half hour
and I vote.

Are you that person that gives out tofu bites for Halloween?

A little girl in a uniform offering me cookies?
Yer honor, I mean, c'mon…

It's not the product, it's the sales experience.

Really?

Really?

Characters can be retroactively based? So, wait, what?

I'm going to be tying my shoe at that particular moment

His name is Donald.
Respect.

how many circumcisions do you attend?

It's 'dropping the kids off at the pool'
and who doesn't hum a ditty
while doing one's duty?

Joanne Newsom if I'm weepy.

those tiny arms are so expressive…