i saw a werewolf somewhere,
he was drinking something,
his hair was pretty good,
werewolf's of somewhere

four fingers of scotch
and a carton of purito

knight grabs queens pussy.
check.

THE MACHINES ARE EVERYWHERE!

bloodfart?
that's an upvoting…

knifey spoony

#2 nudge & wink?

at birth

holding your breath?
this is a tease and denial thing?

usually.

that's a big hobbit…

*crushes crickets*

@Dumbledore drapes cape over the heaving shoulders of Pence,
attempts to guide him off stage…

CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!

who doesn't like peeing?

I was born at Circuit City #27

slams stool?
is that like shots of fireball but worse?

hell, I lost a thumb and my uncle's nuts putting in a screen door…

Damn your nuance.

What's the world's widest building?