(ahem) a merkin is a snatch wig.
other snatches include the clean, and the jerk.
both are Olympic events
you could, I suppose,
snatch snatch wigs off of snatches in some sort of competitive fashion..
Sponsorship might be difficult …

Oscar Mayer died in 1955.

The Ring and Ringu are both a good watch.
The U.S. version is more accessible perhaps,
the Japanese vision more disturbing,

For President Trump, (gag a little there?)
The red phone will be replaced with the Hannity Phone.
411, 911, Putin, wake up the gimp, Hannity has it covered.

You know those black bits in bananas? Are those tarantula eggs?

saving Petra Lorre xhamster search for later…

the dry season has it's own reasons

Montana was settled by people

What?
Community College?
I came for the free dinner,
I didn't know I was the keynote speaker…

Two things?
I got four…
why are they wobbling like that?

We all have to die.
You got better?

Did he have a font?

Russian fact or Russian fun?
Either way,
Vodka.
American fact or fun?
We have interest in neither.

Two weeks later the pizza says you're the father

But Natasha Fatale is real.
Right?
please say right.

I'll give you fact,
but fun?

The first Romanov,
it sank into the swamp.

my childhood memories involve being tied up!

Not everyone lives in the golden towers of Edmonton.
Some unfortunates live in the wilds, delivered pizza is via Amazon.

you poor bastard