No!
Holy Fuck.
Drive thru pizza.
I can not use fewer words to describe what I mean.
it's not the sound of one hand fapping,

In Traffic?
No. really,
ARE YOU ARGUING THAT THERE SHOULD
not
BE DRIVE IN PIZZA?
how do you live?

A cross globe toast to you, whatever hour.
Those Gin addled Brits,
They found a lot of places that didn't know they were lost.

invented,
like automats never happened.
No, you don't understand…
God damn drive thru pizza
everywhere and at all times
AM I THE ONLY ONE SPEAKING ENGLISH HERE?

I don't think you get the western perspective.
It's always happy hour somewhere,
therefore…

you don't play 'wuld ye dare eat this'
with a Scotsman

That's more of a pick up your dinner at the window and take it home kind of thing. I mean, like a slice of pizza. like you can get a burger or a taco. Americanized, packaged to be a passable representation of what it's supposed to be, passed to me thru my car window, available 24 hours a day in the civilized world.

so, what's unacceptable drunk food?
maybe you don't drink enough.

He was concerned that she might be blind drunk.

I've asked before, why is there no drive thru pizza?
Nothing fancy, but a NY slice in a cardboard tray.
The only downside would be the need to bring beer.

These pun threads spring up overnight.

Two things that are good on their own are not necessarily better together.

there, wolf.

up vote for spoonful of fuck

I've read those.
It's all rubbish.
oh,
it makes my diodes ache to think at that level

We would all be transporting ourselves
in heavier than air dirigibles
powered by external combustion engines
were it not for the machinations

because Hitler didn't heil from the national mall?

I really hate to even bring this up…
but why hasn't/isn't someone
done/doing this on a regular basis.
I mean, pluck those headless birds,
put some brand logos on those things
and go fuck wild with marketing to
the burning man/pointless tattoo crowd and Nike.
The secondary market in rescued headless
chickens as comfort pets?

A fantastically drunken Orson Welles attempting to record a commercial for frozen peas.https://youtu.be/Ol5RpDEzLzY

We're due for a gritty Cathy/Bill the cat reboot.