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    Written consent provides an airtight alibi
    as well as market penetration

    political thread;

    constantly

    why would that make anyone feel better?

    Show me on the doll where the puppet touched you.

    no fire?

    *shakes fist*
    drinks in honor of your win…

    whelp, it's a teen?

    we got the drinking stopwatch out
    and you brought your calendar?

    absolutes, only the Sith deal in…
    your friendly neighborhood Yoda man…

    as someone who only this moment realized
    that the words 'diaper fire'
    would affect me so…

    think of Jones/Beck as a particularly talented
    off ramp act…
    give 'em three bucks and the pistol you're trying to ditch…

    wooden performances

    can't take you anywhere…
    those were samples,
    this is a Costco…

    @Duracell

    Talkies?
    Did you just fall from a dirigible?
    Why are you wearing onions?

    Nina Simone called it.

    Chita Rivera would like a word with you…

    Night Train…

    penetrating the tunnel,