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    Chuggy,

    whoa there gramps…

    Interchangeability?

    why wouldn't it?

    Not drowny enough…

    Zappa…

    Someday there's going to be a movie about Donald Trump.
    Who will own that role?

    TOHO SCOPE!

    I've got grandchildren that aren't allowed to fart without an OHSA approved handrail. They don't allow masks at school on Halloween because, you know, trigger points or some such shit. Used to be, you got a Schwinn Stingray when you turned 10 and you ran home to mom when you crashed trying to jump over the dog. You

    Cool, I guess. I grew up in a different time, boys took apart, burned, sploded, tried to make fly while burning or exploding pretty much everything. kitchen match and foil rockets launched towards matchstick cities, fireworks peeled back and taped together in multiple stages, potato cannons, golf ball cannons, flaming

    life, don't talk to me about life…

    if, by outrage you mean forlorn resignation, rage on…

    *sigh*

    I got nothing…

    Triffids?

    it's inclusive

    yet

    is there appropriate sexu…
    never mind.

    oh fuck, I knew this day would come…

    i give them all of my investment money now