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    there are kinds???

    he didn't come back,
    so, yeah, must be pretty sweet.

    Bikini Friday?
    Sounds great when you get hired,
    But, yeah, not with these people.

    it's a paddlin,
    but no worse or better.

    enough?
    I don't even know you anymore man…

    Do they come in large?
    Do planets come in round?

    Taut.
    Keep the wires tight.
    Respect accepted.

    Constitution pants.
    Made by Americans.
    For Americans.

    I could,
    if that's an offer.
    wink wink, nudge nudge

    Suppurating?

    help me obi wan, no, wait, who's doing the paddlin' again?

    'Darth Mall'

    There should be a mall planet.

    IT'S A FAP !

    sad upvote

    It's like my parents arguing on Christmas.
    Thanks A.V. Club!

    He serves brunch?

    Shaming an A.V. icon before breakfast west coast time?

    Drive in country?

    Cruz as Nosferatu?
    I'd watch the shit out of that…