JEB! as Oliver,
Melania Trump as Lisa,
Christie as Arnold…

Ring master in a remake of Freaks?
Samara in a Ring remake?
Lovecraft horror from Hammer?

I'm not sure that shouting at cars in a drive in counts as 'a theater event'

that's what new sponges are for…

like your mom, awards for easy on/easy off…
I kid, say hi to the ghost of Frank Gorshin

goddammit…

You're that guy from the mexican game show!
Why are all those shitty streets named after you?

Because I can?

Trump is the person you hide in a heap of horseshit to avoid,
Cruz is the teratoma you remove with your car keys.

different, sure…
worse?
# Cancer/Aids 2016

"Apples little girl?"
Nope, nothing gets them wayward girls into the van like candy, or helping to find a lost puppy.
(cigarettes for the troubled or crying)

damn you to hell for making me visualize Ted Cruz as a candy striper.

Do you have dial up from 1998?
Have your debts been sold for rupees on the dollar?
Internet bride loans getting you down?

Sausage party eh?
I won't be anywhere near my bunk.

you don't travel abroad then?

still,
nuke it from space?

muffaletta,

Along with down the tube I'd recommend 'Four arguments for the elimination of television'.

my card was declined…

Republicans?