Republicans?

I have no peers in drunkenness…

individual marbles, as the article states…
indivisible marbles wouldn't work.

yeah, but it's half of a two party system.
I try to eat organic tuna but my neighbor burns tires for heat.
if my neighbors house is on fire
I help put it out..

hyperbolic? I know, it's a two piece puzzle and I'm confused.
But I'm a cat, and you"re throwing fish…

throwing of fish?

(ahem) your mom (cough)

My first guess was that you were a brand icon for a popular Mexican spaghetti sauce.

I figured you for a nurse.
Sexy cat fail.
(or is it?)

gooble gobble, gooble gobble
one of us, one of us
we accept you, we accept you…

up-voted for set up.

Achewood has been a light in some of my darker times.

God Damn Americans for wanting everything to taste like something it's not!
Coffee should be coffee flavored,
Potato chips potato flavored,
And sex should taste like whatever writhing, seething, swollen, sweating, squirting,
lord I don't want to know thing you have going on.
And your mom says hi.

"there Quesalupa"

Quesalupa is onomatopoeic upon evacuation.

Oh, these puns are going to be explosive.

I saw it on a far away T.V. and thought it was a shell less turtle.

God, what was that?

May be?

The sheep are LIARS!