Danger Nachos are served in the bathroom.

*sharts*

First thing in the morning.
Last thing at night.

Safe in our bunks, amirite?
right?
ah, carry on…

She's Carol Burnett.
No award is worthy of being given to her.

This just made me realize that Carol Burnett will die one day.
Fuck.

It's not the average, it's where the hits go insofar as scoring.

Perhaps.
But Clint was the fighter pilot in Tarantula.
Upon realization of this the proper response is
'Fuck my monkeys uncle!
That's Clint Eastwood!'

Fuck me with a wet monkey!
That's Lee Van Cleef!

Wonder Woman's Mom?
Thank goodness I'm already in my bunk…

Or a sculpture of boiled eggs.

With God and the A.V. club as my witness; this year I beat the chicken in the 'play checkers with a chicken' game at the county fair. It's not about the money anymore…
it's personal.

That's enough.

That's one: slonry.

As long as she weighs in at less than 12 parsecs.

BBC radio 4 has a wonderful adaptation you can stream. Also small gods, and Mort, but I think those are out of rotation right now.

I think he means octopi.

Timing.

Not so much.

You misread me. My point is that there are worse things than being remembered as a drinker, or even a drunk.