I attend a lot of wakes, celebrations of life, and memorials as a catering bartender (served at one today) and the sobriety thing is huge with the recovery crowd. Sometimes to the exclusion of whatever else this person must have accomplished in their lives. I've seen entire memorials themed around the deceased having…

But if it's a new work by Shakespeare?

If someone steals my hammer and beats a little old lady, two dogs, and a subway sandwich to death, am I not a murderer? Just asking for a friend…

Yeah, but no. The picture was an accident, Laws are set up to protect created art. If you provide a million monkeys a million typewriters and you get Shakespeare, you have a case. If one gerbil hacks your cellphone and tweets the most perfect thing ever, its the gerbil's.
And please quit taking dick pics.