Shit, you are right.

There are a couple of good lines sprinkled in there (all i see is these niggas I made millionaires, millin about spillin their feelings in the air…), but it suffers from the same thing as 90% of his verses - shitty tempo and off beat timing.

Nicki absolutely kills that verse. It's literally the only good thing she has ever done.

Jesus Christ.That's some straight Celine Dion level bullshit, Bongiovi.

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA

Independent Women was on the album after 'Bills, Bills, Bills'.

Come on, that's not even close to as bad as 'Im just gonna live while Im alive'

How about just one line making a song cringeworthy?
'Dear Lord, when I get to heaven….please let me bring my man'

I like his movie.

In a similar hacky fashion to Hack Burton, he also puts his wife in every movie he makes.

Whether I watch this is entirely predicated on whether Kate Beckinsale appears in it.

Now MIA should settle with the rest of us for making shitty, shitty music.

It might be easier just to file a story on any weekend that Suge Knight wasn't shot.

Deafheaven have a sound which isn't a million miles away from some of the better blackened swedish death metal groups (Naglfar, Dissection, Dawn, etc), which is pretty much just melodic black metal (less Bathory, more Maiden). It's a bit slower, but the guitar tone, vocals, drumming and melody is all there.

Shit, just wait til Ice T and Body Count find out about this.

It was a big thing. Fifteen years ago. It just took another ten years for it to become a big thing in the US - which is fine, since some crazy good music has come out of the 'fourth wave'.

So there is a magic girl and her best friend… so what is the name of the other member of the love triangle, who will almost certainly be played by a dude named Taylor?

If you got them all in the same room and threw in Tommy Lee, you would quite possibly have such a dense concentration of cock rock that the universe would collapse into a black hole.

Given she has one song, and its dull as fuck, I can see why they would put her in charge of the soundtrack to one of the biggest films on the horizon.

Killin it, brah. Killin it.