That time doesn't exist, except maybe in GWH.

Anthony Jeselnik. It's comedy the whole family can enjoy.

LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Eat all the lemoncakes.

Bret Easton Ellis wrote one half outstanding, half dull book… then jerked off over himself for like twenty years.

Ricky Gervais just isn't funny.

Comics. Bleh.

Clearly, Oberyn was not a Tuco man.

Being contrary for no real reason is so 1998.

Proposition: Hannibal s02e13 is the most amazing hour of television ever produced.

Any cocktail that needs a bunch of shitty liquers or vodka is probably garbage anyways.

Denis Leary throwing Ari Gold off a building? I'm pretty sure I could rewatch that.

2raid 2redemption

I don't recall seeing any doves.

Also: vampires*, a love triangle and a One Direction song.

All parts will now be played by Cameron Diaz.

What's it like being so wrong about so many things?

Invalid Litter Dept does for me.

I always thought it was 'my penis is unsupported by this version of java'.

I could listen to the live version of The Sound from Swans Are Dead on repeat until the end of time.