Just skip Capadonna's verse and Triumph magically becomes 'brief son - half short and twice strong'.

I had friends tell me the Refused album was the best thing in the currently known universe, and I had to buy it. So I did, but never managed to get into it. I think I gave it three or four listens, but it never clicked. You've convinced me to revisit it, though.

I heard he dumped so much into the remake, he ended up getting Gary Daniels and Michael Dudikoff to move in and split the rent.

'They werent a boy band because we didnt call them that back then'. Your argument makes total sense, and those thousands of screaming girls at the airport were all there because they were blown away by George's amazing two chord strumming. Not Ringo's hair.

Of course they do. And I don't care if people like The Beatles. Or Justin Bieber. Hell, be in love with Styx for all I care. Just don't throw baseless assertions into every conversation that they are the greatest band to ever walk the earth.

Michael Douglas, Sean Penn, David Fincher - how can you possibly hate that?!

If you watch The Big Bang Theory, you are a terrible person.
If you choose to quote The Big Bang Theory at me, you are an entire different species of terrible. You are like an evolved version of terrible, with hyperdeveloped skills of being terrible. You are the Apex Terrible.

It's 2014 people, and it's time to finally clear up the biggest mystery in rap music: has DMX found his dogs yet?

I imagine they could cut the whole thing down to about eight minutes if they avoid the line 'where do whores go?'

I would have much preferred that Grey Worm gets randomly knocked out right before the battle and then we flash forward to afterwards.

I love Hatebreed, but they 'keep things fresh'? They've been playing the same song for the last twenty years.

Hanging Moon is outstanding, and the album as a whole is a solid A-… but nothing will ever come close to Jane Doe.

Mads Mikkelsen has managed to make Hopkins-Lecter look positively camp and unthreatening.

In line with his last Karate Kid movie, I expect this installment will see him mastering Tae Kwon Do.

Am I the only one still hoping for a return of his badass sidekick, Black Bauer (or Curtis, I guess)?

End of Watch was quite underrated.

Say hi ta yah mothah fah me.

Season one was painful, until the last episode redeemed it in a spectacular, 90s rock manner.

This is the best review of the movie I have read, if only because it talks about the actual god damn movie, not just 'kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter kickstarter…

No way - is she related to Ellen Galaxy Note Degeneres?!